Witch
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Here is a message for the people who think its great fun to go knocking on my door on October 31st begging for sweets or threatening retribution.

I am going out! My daughter is working until after 10p.m. There is nobody here…. and neither are our cars – so put the eggs away and leave my windows and doors alone.

There was a box by the door when I left – it contained out of date biscuits and chocolates that we don’t like – if there are any left – help yourself (if you like that sort of thing) If its empty or gone, then you are too late.

Go home and watch a horror film – scare yourselves and not sane people who just want a bit of peace….

Got the message, good!

Happy B******* Hallowe’en