Timmy the turkey was feeling real blue
He just didn’t know what he should do
It was getting warmer, he was thawing out well
When he discovered something too frightening to tell
Someone had shoved his neck up his bum
Plus all sorts of offal in a bag in his tum
His feathers were gone, his legs were akimbo
Never again would he do the limbo!
His fate was now certain, the oven was calling
Into deep depression his mood was falling
Rashers of bacon were placed on his chest
Timmy’s nearly ready ..you can imagine the rest!!!!!!
